KAWAN AKU KATA DIA SUKA SANGAT KALAU BALIK RMH JER, TIBA2 MAK DIA SUH KAWEN... macam nur ameena la tu! BEST SGT KE KAWEN?

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Aku doakan impian kwn aku yg ni tercapai... tp bkn skrg. TUNGGU!! Skarang nih, msk air pon tak pndai lg...mcm mana nk kawen. Tp, sblm n slps kawen msti berbeza. Tengok perubahannya. Let's check it out!!!

Imagine diorg ni psgn couple yg akan kawen...
(tak tau kbnrnnya..jgn kata aku memandai cetus kontroversi plak)  

kiut nyer..dua2 comey..kalo btul2 kawen ni, ank diorg msti comey kuasa 2

 
SEBELUM KAWEN...bhagianya..sweet2.. duk dkat2..gurau2

SELEPAS KAWEN...dh mula lah ni nak gado2...
isy..isy..



Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.' 




Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.' 


Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' 



Stress Reliever--
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 


Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 



Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the warning.' 




A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor. 


 Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling !
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top !!

notadlmkotak : n3 kawen2?? i'm hot single!!! wakakaka...

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